Come one, come all. From far and wide.
This is for those of you that feel as if your brand sometimes does hide.
A series on branding is here for you.
Tips, tricks and lessons, we have a few.
Our series is called “Bland Brand, That Won’t Stand!”
Stay tuned, for it is sure to be grand.

Did you know Dr. Seuss was born in the 3rd month of the year?
We dedicate this series to his greatness, that brought us all cheer.
This series will also include a brand new Ask Andy.
It’ll teach with rhymes that are fine and dandy.

We will be giving away a Kindle Fire.
Retweet any post in this series to attain the thing you desire.
To win the prize, @BenchmarkEmail on Twitter you must follow.
Do so and in success you will surely wallow.