Selecting a Mother’s Day card is always a difficult decision for me. Having to express myself through somebody else’s words is never an easy task. Some people reach for the cheesy, the cliché and the inspirational. Me? I go for the laughs. My mom might fear I was dying if I gave her a serious Mother’s Day card.

Everyone shows their feelings differently. If you need some wine with all the cheese your card dishes out, or if you’re more like me, Benchmark Email has you covered. Here are some quotes about mothers from both sides of the spectrum. Drop them in one of our Mother’s Day Email Templates, and show everyone how you tell the mothers in your life how you feel.

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“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” –Tenneva Jordan

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” –Milton Berle

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” –Chinese Proverb

“Neurotics build castles in the air; psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.” –Rita Rudner

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” –Jewish Proverb

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” –Phyllis Diller

“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.” –Marion C. Garretty

Sample subject lines

“Laugh and cry with these quotes about mom”

“Mother’s Day quotes from [your company]”

“Celebrate Mother’s Day with these quotes”

“You don’t need to be a mom to enjoy this offer”

“Happy Mother’s Day from [your company]”