{"id":2695,"date":"2012-12-21T22:20:48","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T22:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bme2.flywheelsites.com\/blog\/merry-post-apocalyptic-christmas-from-the-once-future-weekly-wrap\/"},"modified":"2020-10-23T10:55:29","modified_gmt":"2020-10-23T10:55:29","slug":"merry-post-apocalyptic-christmas-from-the-once-future-weekly-wrap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benchmarkemail.com\/in\/merry-post-apocalyptic-christmas-from-the-once-future-weekly-wrap\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Post-Apocalyptic Christmas from The Once &#038; Future Weekly Wrap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have the SNL song \u201cI Wish it was Christmas Today\u201d stuck in my head. Not complaining. Just a fact. 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